ESPatch

"Botanical Quack"


“Neo, we have a problem.
The sentinels have been deployed
over at the ESP”.

“Trinity, those are old passion vine flowers.”
“Still, the oracle told me this would happen Neo”


My front porch is full of these sentinels that have shriveled
and dropped off my red passion vine.


From riches to rags.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.
And you have burned so very very brightly.

Blade Runner.

This zinnia simply just burned,


it fried to a crisp in one day!

On a lighter note…

Who said this is a drought lovingplant.  This one has had a lot of water over the course of the last few weeks as I have tried to breathe life into my adjacent cyprus tree (which was dead and now is alive) with a constant drip feed of water from my leaking hosepipe. (I must say the best product I have had for quite some time) … It leaks at just the right rate!


I have never had a blackfoot
daisy look as healthy,
it is spilling halfway across the sidewalk.

Somebody who is not looking quite as chipper is…
MEDIC!!!

“No! Whatever you do, do not stick that th e..r…Arooooo”!


“Angels and ministers of grace,
defend us…is his face is collapsing?”


Oh no, what have I done!
What started initially as a slight grimace has tragically turned into …
.

(minus the teeth)  –  I have created my very own frankenstein.

Medical. Diary Entry….June12, 2009:
Subject: “Cactus man”
DOB: May10, 2005
Prognosis: Premature Aging, facial warts,
and a general softening of the cranium.



Picture of patient 487633-A

Physician’s Private Notes:
“I fear I may have been a little too “aggressive”
with my initial surgical procedure. The subject
appears to have a softening of the upper dermis.
Sparse cell clusters correspond to irregularly
aggregated and sparse cells, usually irregular
in morphology and refractivity confined within
a darker well-demarcated area, or,

my cactus’s skull appears to be rotting”! Ahhhhhhhh!


Additional:

The patient continues to drift in and out of
cacti consciousness.
If he continues to scare members of my family, with his
disturbing facial expressions I fear more drastic measures
may have to be undertaken, earlier than I originally anticipated.

Moving on…

Variegated shell ginger  Alpinia zerumbet ‘variegata’
I recently wandered past this patch of shell ginger like I have
done thousands of times, when these blooms caught my eye. My gingers
have never bloomed before! My camera was out of my pocket faster than
Billy the Kid drawing his gun.


“Faster, huh? ESP.”                    Anyone old enough to remember this one?

The flowers are white, tipped in pink,
and borne in long pendant arches.
This ginger is “supposed” to flower all
summer after the second year.
Mine are three years old.

The individual flowers are reminiscent of small seashells, which
accounts for the common name “shell ginger”…Now I get it!  Duh!
They really do.  I also think they look like lychees,
what do you think?

“Mmmmmm………………Lychees”!


I would never have anticipated such a tropical, exotic bloom.
To think I just bought these plants for their foliage…


Prince Sago or Emperor Sago    Cycas taitungensis
(I hope I have this ID right!) I know it is not a Cycas revoluta (King Sago),
It also has a much more open crown…very feather like.


Cycads, Cycadaceae
are descendants of a very ancient group of
early seed-bearing plants that appeared
on the earth millions of years ago. Cycads
were at their prime during the Jurassic period
where they coexisted with dinosaurs and Jeff
Goldblum, they covered vast areas of the
earth’s surface…imagine that!
Really bad for picnics at the time.


It looked like Jurassic Park here at patch the other night, a very tornadic
weather front hit us hard and brought with it some redneck tub
and bucket fillin’, well needed, water! (And some good lightning).
Temperatures are up to nearly a hundred again today.
I caught a few little creatures drying off from the drenching…


Move a little to the right please, could you do that for me?
A very “lacy” hopper.


Reakirt’s Blue Hemiargus isola


A small butterfly with a big heart. (winces)

Some more events this week…

Hoja Santa has had a rapid growth spurt after the recent rain.


Conifer thingymajiggies?


A shasta daisy springing to life.


Cactus bed resembling an underwater scene


K2 Stone crop, in decline.


Canna, cone flower, rosemary and sage.



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Metal business card!
It is only a matter of time until they
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"Tricksy Hobbitses"


With the temperatures beginning to soar this week,
Central Texas has started to once again
feel like the red planet. This recent heat has
had a really strange effect on the “Cactus Man”…


“My eyes, my eyes, what is happening to me?”

He seems to be developing a rather alarmed “expression” of sorts.
The sun has caused a contraction of the “skin” during the healing
process (post cacti operata), this was especially apparent around the
delicate eye tissues around the cacti paddle.
It appears my cactus pad is unfortunately aging prematurely!


“Damn it Jim, I am a doctor, not a botanist.
I will proceed to sick-bay just as soon as my hair has stabilized”.


I knew I should have sprayed him with sun-screen
after his “delicate” surgery (drill-bit, not key-hole).
Still, I am really happy he is developing his own facial features…
It gives him his very own unique “cactus character”.
I hate to say this, but the “Botox Lady” had a sly grin on her
face at the “cactus man’s” accelerated aging process, I think
she felt somehow threatened by the introduction of this once
handsome chap into the patch.


The rising heat was also causing this Little Glassywing Skipper Butterfly –

Pompeius verna to drink rather heavily from one of my cone flowers.


Buuuuuurp!!!
Skippers are named for their rapid, erratic flight, they differ from the
true butterflies in their proportionately larger bodies, smaller wings,
and hooked antennae (like a crochet hook),
Butterflies have club-like tips to their antennae.

Skippers also have generally stockier bodies, with stronger wing
muscles, they are one of the hardest butterfly species to identify;
their markings being frustratingly similar.
I hope I have my identification correct.


On a more refreshing note, these recently watered and fallen california poppy
petals caught my heat stricken attention this week…Ahhh…ssssss!
This year I planted a bunch of these poppies in, and around, my mass planting
of Artemisia ‘Powis Castle’. The combination of the silver, the whites, and amber
of the poppies works very well.


Silver and orange, can you beat this color combination?


The intense sun has been great for ripening the limes on my mexican lime tree.
This tree is really producing well right now. Every morning there is fruit strewn
on the ground. Today the “Patch Pickers” harvested these!  The flavor of these
limes is amazing, small limes – big flavor. This is the first year this citrus has
produced any fruit of any significance, the same goes for my satsuma tree, and
my tomato plants.


“My precious(es)” So far so good on the tomato front!  Remember last years culinary tomato fiasco?
http://east-side-patch.livejournal.com/3753.html

Inland Sea Oats, Chasmanthium latfolium

A great plant for spring color, foliage and animation. The plant is a valuable wildlife
resource, providing both food and cover.  This grass grows great under trees and in
shade. I have mine planted under my towering post oak where it has spread into a
large swath. I have found it easy to control like amaranth, yes amaranth! I let both of
these get to about four to six inches and if I don’t like their position, I yank them out,
simple. I have not found this plant to be invasive in my plantings.  Great spring,
great fall color…one of the staple plantings in the patch.


The seed heads really do glow when back-lit from the sun.
This scene just gets better as we enter fall when the
seed heads turn rustic brown, and do
what they do best… bob in the breeze.

And what is this?

A mangrove swamp?


Surely not!


The roots of an Ent perhaps?


Or more likely the roots on my clumping Giant Timber Bamboo.


“And mighty fine “Roots”
they are ESP”, ahem.

No wonder bamboo is so strong. I once (and I repeat once) tried to
divide a mature clump of giant timber bamboo. I demolished two
shovels and one pick axe…enough said, I was done.


Giant Timber Bamboo
Bambusa oldhamii, the culms
look like they are painted…albeit very badly.

I finally did manage to get a few culms separated from the mass,
and interestingly the transplant grew faster and healthier then any
others I have purchased since.

One division was enough for me though, I probably could have
purchased two bamboo plants for the cost of replacing all of my tools,
plus the cost of advil etc…never again!


Beach Vitex, Vitex rotundifolia.
I know this plant has become a real problem in a few coastal southern states,
taking over sand dunes and threatening native species, but mine is growing
slower than a really slow growing thing. It has started to bloom recently though.
I really like the foliage on this little plant.
After learning of the invasive nature of this plant on the dunes of southern Carolina,
I made sure I filled up the immediate planting area with sand…it seems to have
worked a treat!


The cat tails are in their prime right now, a towering containerized
structural plant in my main pond, it returns from the ground reliably
every year, no-matter how root-bound it becomes.

And finally…

Burning Cannas catching the last hot rays of the sun.


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Inspirational Image of the Week:

“Premonition” .

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