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Taro Roll


The other morning I walked outside and we had actually had some rain in Central Texas during the night.
I walked over to my “Callahan’s” rain water collection tank under my gutter and was surprised to see it full to the brim. I lingered at the rare spectacle, then noticed the dripping from the gutter…big drops. I went for my camera like a gunslinger, but could I capture the moment of impact, being the geek that I am?
I have to say this was one tough subject.


The top one is my favorite with the sunlight reflected in the middle of the explosion.
This one was like atomic shock waves.


Also sparkling after the rains like pink champagne were these succulents. They look good enough to eat, so I did.
I washed them down with a nice chianti.
(More obligatory Lector noises).


Here is my new middle bed with its contouring. I was planning to wait until the spring to plant anything else in here, but as usual I could not wait. I had a thought this morning to raid my defunct waterfall area (to be a stonecrop waterfall this year) of all it’s remaining lava rocks, what I didn’t realize was just how many were buried in there. I found them under leaves, under a layer of dirt, under other stones…the sheer luxury. I had totally forgotten how many of these rocks I had originally picked up from a work colleague’s house some years ago. I love when projects are spontaneous like this, one thing leads to another, and before you know it the layers are coming off and the work (if you can call it that) begins…rocks were layed and some transplants were going in.


I managed to get a whole line of these sedums from one container
that I divided.  I am planning large swaths of similar plants that
conform with the mound contours. That is the plan, I await
the reality.


Final moss boulders were placed around the perimeter to finish defining the bed.


Then on with the lava rocks. Many of these rocks already have small stonecrop plants growing from puddles of soil that, over the years, have gathered in their nooks and crannies. I think these will spread fast when the warmer weather hits this year.

It takes a while for stone placement to “feel right,” so I know I will be moving and generally fidgeting with a few of these boulders before all the limestone dust settles… ah, all part of the fun. The rocks will look a lot more embedded when the small plants grow and “naturalize” the landscape and the rock edges around them.


I finished the scene up with a couple of cedar carcasses and a gazing ball. Now I really do have to wait for the last frost to do my planting. In the meantime I will get some recycled tumbled glass for a shiny top mulch finish.


Okay, so I did transplant one soft leafed yucca – well it was looking really unhealthy trapped in it’s container, it was the humane thing to do, and anyway, I was sick and tired of it groaning and wheezing every time I walked past it.

“What is this place sis”?
“I am not sure, perhaps an ancient megalith? Lets eat before we absail off the nostril area”.

I have transplanted more of the champagne succulents around this megalith’s “botoxed” face
to look hopefully like a future bizarre hair-do.


What?       You get the idea, this one is from the Lost Gardens of Heligan, Cornwall, England.
(Thank you for the link Monomom).


Here is a view of my new middle bed taken half way up the ladder into my post oak.

Some other backyard oddities:


I cut my giant elephants ears off about a week ago (a painful thing for all involved), and now look at it.
It looks like some abstract art piece…


Or perhaps a Taro sushi roll! A fried shrimp roll (courtesy, Wikipedia) Have you seen the full “Wolf” moon as of late. The wolf moon arrives amid the cold and deep snows of midwinter, a time when the wolf packs would howl hungrily outside native indian villages. Thus, the name for January’s full moon.  Sometimes it was also referred to as the Old Moon, or the Moon After Yule.  Some called it the Full Snow Moon, but most tribes applied that name to the next Moon.


“Dude look at that Wolf Moon!  And get that man some Listerine, immediately!”
“Dude gargle”!


This was the disturbing scene I encountered at my Giant Timber Bamboo at the bottom of my yard…I am concerned.


Either a cat, a racoon or perhaps…


Angelina?
More likely…


“Arrrgh! Naughty paw, m-m-must stop scratching at ESP’s
Giant Timber bamboo”!

Bambusa oldhamii.


Dead Post Oak leaf lying on top of one of my red chairs. I shot this image a couple of months back on a barn in Salado, Texas.
Interesting use of old saws. I wish my shed was a little larger!

One more new arrival in the patch to finish.  I have been looking out for this one for about a year. I first saw it at the Natural Gardener, (back toward the chickens). They have three of them that shroud some AC units. It makes a really great (and super dense) privacy shield, about 10-15ft high.


“So many saws, saws within saws, spiraling saws”!

The bamboo is called
Bamboo ‘Alphonse Karr’

Bambusa Multiplex ‘Alphonse Karr’

What caught my attention about this bamboo was the green on yellow
striped stems. Armed with a christmas gift card, it was most
definitely a must have. It is already in the ground.

Stay Tuned For:
“Thyme Lords”
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"Rat-Tailed Toe-Biters"

A strange title for an entry?
It only gets worse…much worse.

The first part of this post deals with a couple of creatures so disturbing and hideous they are reserved for nightmares, phobias and really cheap horror movies. These are the creatures with snapping tails, the roach-like and the gilled, think black lagoon, they could already be on your property as I write!
Some of them were in mine.
So be warned, if you are afraid of all things gross and grubby, you may find the next few images slightly troublesome.

I am referring to the abominations that we all immediately want to perform the highland fling on, when and wherever we encounter them…but wait, as it turns out some of these aquatic, squirming chaps are not so bad after all…remember these home coming queens, from my last post?
Well thanks to fellow blogger “metamorphosa” who first identified these aquatic rats for me, I am still squirming, but not nearly quite as much.


As it turns out, this unusual-looking insect larva, is the larva of a rat-tailed maggot, (not the prettiest name, I know)…as if I haven’t had to deal with more than my fair share of “real” rat issues last year. I now apparently have the equatic version of them in my rain water collection tank…well that’s just great!
Actually as it turns out it really is!

This insect larva belongs to a group of flies known as syrphid flies. Syrphids are also known as flower flies or hover flies. They mimic bees or wasps and are very common on flowers and plant foliage. Despite their threatening appearance, all syrphid flies are harmless to people and are actually beneficial because they help pollinate plants.  While feeding, the larva raise their long, posterior respiratory tube vertically to the surface in order to breathe (shudders). Often all that can be seen of them is a group of breathing tubes sticking upwards from the mud and rotting leaves at the bottom of stagnant pools. which stands to reason as my water collection tank has a bunch of leaves in the bottom of it.

This tube is normally about 3/4 inches long, but the insect can telescope it out to severaltimes the length of its body (longer shudders, followed by some small involuntary mouth movements).


This one was taken recently on my copper canyon daisey.

It is thought that the mimicry protects hover flies from falling prey to birds and other insectivores which avoid eating true wasps because of their sting. However a flower fly and a wasp can be distinguished by counting the wings. The flies have two wings, and the wasps and bees have four. Hover flies get their name from their characteristic flight pattern of hovering nearly still, then darting a short distance very rapidly only to start hovering again, a pattern not seen in the wasps and bees they mimic.

About 6,000 species in 200 genera have been described.
Syrphidae are common throughout the world and can be found on every continent except Antarctica!

And the Toe-Biters? Do you really want to know? While I was trying to identify the Syrphidae lava wwwrockrose.blogspot.com brought up these rather fine chaps, roaches with swim fins. (Excessive shuddering, followed by slight knee jerking action and exaggerated mouth clacking!)
Toe nippers is what they are, naturally I was obliged to look into these nasty Michael Phelps as well!

Belostomatidae is a family of insects known as giant water bugs or colloquially as “Toe Biters.”
They occur worldwide and are popular food in Thailand…mmm, yes I ‘ll have two please waiter, medium rare!

No, No, No – more!  Here is a male toe-biter with eggs on its back (Brrrr) This one stands about 12 inches high. (just kidding)! These are large bugs though.

Toe biters are aquatic bugs found in running water.  They can often be found clinging motionless to objects at the bottom of a stream, where they wait for a chance to catch prey.  They feed mostly on aquatic insects, tadpoles, and small fish, rather than toes. (Audible sigh)  They can fly, but do so mostly at night.

No need for a sci-fi reference for this one!


“And now for something completely different.”


More moss boulders and scaling some more decomposed granite?
This sight means only three things:


1) On hearing the “Custom Stone” truck pull up into my driveway,
my wheelbarrow immediately decides to deflate its one and only tire.

2) I am starting prep-work on my middle bed.

3) Advil will shortly need to be administered.


So I dug this “moonscape” down about a foot and a half, (remember it was full of trash and treasure) then filled it with gravel. It stayed like this for quite some time, while I contemplated what I was going to do with it. I had many ideas from a swath of blue dune grass to lavender to a small swimming pool, ahh perhaps one day.
Anyway for the time being it is going to be a larger version of this bed:


Why? Because this little bed complete with larva rocks, and a multitude
of succulents, stone crop and eccheveria, spread fast, and was
constantly full of suprises!
Anyway back to this new larger bed…


Many, many wheelbarrow loads later, I had a level bed of granite
on top of the pebbles . I then started on some creative “moundage”.
I had the idea of a crescent mound in the foreground that followed the
curve of the boulders, and perhaps an island mound further back.


It is quite hard to see the undulation in these shots, I can’t believe I about to say this but “I needed more sun” for contrast. I top dressed the granite with sharp cactus soil with perlite and organic matter. I mostly avoid “Miracle Grow” products but this one does work extremely well to kick start tiny cactus and succulent plants. I will now let the top dressing slowly permeate the granite until I am ready for planting after the last frost. I found that a 2/3rd granite to 1/3rd cactus mix is in the right ballpark. All I will do to finish this up is to introduce some lava rock boulders and after planting, on with some recycled tumbled glass! I am planning to plant gopher plants all the way around the boulder edge.


Gopher plant  Euphorbia biglandulosa. I hope this will offer a spiraling look
all around this border…it is going to take quite a few of them!
Now, where is that Advil.

A few more Winter observations:


Can you believe there are still flies on what is left of my

Japanese Fatsia? Fatsia japonica
Here is a detail of one of it’s leaves.


A combination of variegation. Various ivy’s, variegated ginger and
an Agave “americana” variegata. Great winter foliage color.


Deep in the heart of an ornamental cabbage.


Another purple still in bloom right now comes from Purple Heart Tradescantia pallida also
known as Purple Queen or Wandering Jew.


Ok, one last purple…my now discarded amaranth seed heads.


Exploding cattails are filling the air with their floating seeds,
most likely the best snow I am going to get this year. Once fertilized,
the female flowers transform into the familiar brown “cigars”
also called candlewicks, punks, ducktails, and marsh beetles.


Another chap enjoying the white
mold growing on the aphid honey dew on my mex. lime tree. (Thanks again rockrose!)


Moon behind my Post Oak. And no, that wasn’t an invitation.

Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite, especially the nasty toe-biting variety.

Stay Tuned For:
“Taro Roll”


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