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“Waltzing Nitida”

Eww

I can only assume from this image that the Patch witches are up to their

old post-Halloween shenanigans once again?

Brrr.

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Lots of odd things have been “happening” around the Patch of late…

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tiny squirrels have been falling out of my pecan trees,

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no they really have, it was like M. Night Shyamalan’s

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 it was amazing that they even survived the fall from the top of this pecan tree, but they did.

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We put them in a box then strapped the box precariously to the tree overnight.

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Apparently this is quite a common occurrence, the mother, on smelling her offspring, will come down and carry the babies back up to the nest…at least in theory.

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Naturally this did not work for us.

On retrieving the box first thing the next morning she was devastated that one of the babies had died in the night.

We ended up taking this one to the wildlife rescue center.

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Cotinus nitida

These metallic green June beetles

Cotinus nitida (Linnaeus)


(nitida = Latin for shiny, handsome)

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have been present in large numbers this year, so many in fact that my kids have been catching them in nets as they buzzed and bumbled noisily through the air.

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“Look dad, that one is giving the other one a piggy back!”

“Oh , err…it sure is, look at that!”

Cotinus nitida

My wife, as a child, used to tie thread around the legs of these beetles and “fly them” …well, at least until the encumbered limb would fall off!

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The larvae of these June beetles are considered pests when they cause damage to lawns or turf grasses…like I care.

Moving Along:

pumpkins

A sure sign that Halloween is right around the corner is the ripening of the Pyracantha berries, although mildly poisonous to humans if ingested,

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these miniature pumpkins are a real treat for the birds. This mocking bird feasts on them every afternoon.

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Satsumas are ripening, (unfortunately only 4 this year)

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plumosa ferns are blooming,

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and the dragonflies are starting to get very tame, sensing that their time on this planet is drawing as short as the days.

This agave / mist flower has been their favorite perching point this year.

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Illuminated

Finally:

I was recently asked to redesign this really skinny back garden.

The homeowners had already had the landscape, pergola and patio installed but they were not happy with the landscape design.

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The narrow space was challenging and the banding effect of the grass, brick edging and planting bed did nothing to help alleviate the claustrophobia of the space, it all had to go…(along with a bunch of plants that had already died).

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Little did I know that these small bricks had, lurking under the ground, enough concrete under them to construct, well, something very large and made entirely of concrete…seriously?

Holly

Out came the yaupons that had not ventured much further than the pot they came in and in went some replacement sweet olives for fragrance.

The turf was next on the list to go.

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It felt bigger already.

Oklahoma_Flagstone

Then some over-sized Oklahoma flagstone was introduced to create a natural visual extension to the existing patio.

I used the contours of the flagstone to define the planting bed – no need for another edging medium.

I even had enough room to create a new small bed on the right side (not quite finished in this picture) – room for two more salvia.

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No more watering here to make the grass grow only to then mow it back down again etc, rant, rant.

Stay Tuned for:

“One Man’s Treasure”

 

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“Vomit on my Gromit”

Things took quite a surreal turn the other day.

One of my kids was down with a fever, on the couch watching TV, dog asleep on floor, I think you know where I am going with this. 

The quick vertical sitting motion immediately garnered my attention as it does with any parent…something was terribly wrong and it was about to get much worse.

“Are you okay?”

Was immediately followed by a good portion of breakfast being spontaneously deposited directly onto Kumo’s back from the couch. This involuntary action took us all by surprise especially Kumo who was now standing quite still (apart from the occasional but now intensified neurotic shiver that he always has) with an expression in his eyes that is usually reserved for panic-stricken horses.

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Another dimension was added to the scene when Kumo, now thinking he was getting in trouble, started to nervously retreat into the doorway with his teetering cargo, or I hate to say it, in his mind, a potential future Michelin star quality meal.

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Oh yes he would.

He actually turned to bite at his new and nasty “back-pack” numerous times as he was “escorted” extremely quickly out of the house to the garden hose.

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Poor Kumo, his face says it all.

Moving a little less grossly along…

pond

What?

I had the pleasure of meeting this huge roach as I was messing with the pump in my feeder pond. His timing and navigational skills were outstanding, the stuff of nightmares. I saw him in my peripheral vision swinging effortlessly around a Walska lily pad, gaining momentum before heading straight for my exposed arm almost at eye level.

Needless to say I ended up on my backside under my cypress tree muttering.

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I hate roaches.

Texas

Late afternoon thunderstorms have given sporadic rain around Austin and created some amazing sunsets and cloud formations this week. This one looks like Egypt with a shade canopy in the foreground making a great pyramid.

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Unfortunately the only moisture the patch has received of late has been from my sprinkler. It was the first time I have used it all summer, but things were getting, shall we say, desperate in the Patch.

Baby loquats, lemon grass, bush sages and some fountain and feather grasses are looking like they now may be past the point of no return.

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It does not take long in consistent upper 90 degree heat to put a stress on all things green, well, most things.

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He never misses out on a sprinkler or hosing opportunity.

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Considering this is the first time I have used this sprinkler this year the plants have held up well. I have hand watered struggling plants with the water I have sporadically collected in my “everything but the kitchen sink” water collection “system” but for the most part they have been left on their own.

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I performed a quick fix on my leaning Buddha’s belly bamboo to at least get it to where I could walk under it:

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A chunk of giant timber bamboo wedged behind this pomegranate tree did the trick.

With no additional watering and with the exception of a couple of gaura that look like they are now are pushing up the daisies, so to speak, (I always cut these back rather then pull them…just in case) the front of house is looking dry but is surviving.

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The dry bamboo muhly matches our house color perfectly.

This esperanza adds a splash of color to the tortured trunk of this desert willow in the hell-strip:

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“Its the yellow bells Esperanza”

I am a big fan of sabal major (and minor come to think of it) and agaves, the trunk of the sabal palm echoing the form of the agave.

Agave

This specimen was a pup when I planted it.

This next one is one of my favorites with its variegated leaves and painful extremities.

Agave

Agave Kissho kan

 

Agave pototarum ‘Variegata’ (I think)

Agave

 Chocolatey, minty and seriously deadly.

 

Stay Tuned for:

“Waltzing Nitida

 

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intergalactic reproduction strictly prohibited, and
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