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“Once upon a time a long, long time ago, a boy called A’neglakya and his sister A’neglakyatsi-tsa lived deep within the Earth. As often as they could they came up to the surface to go on long walks, exploring the land, watching and listening carefully to all and everything they encountered on their journeys. Upon their return they told their mother about everything they had seen. However, one day the twin-sons of the Sun-god grew suspicious of them and they wondered what they should do about the inquisitive pair. Soon after, A’neglakya and his sister were once again on one of their walkabouts, when they came upon the sons of the Sun-god. Casually the twins inquired about their well-being: “We are very happy” was the reply, and A’neglakya told the twins how he and his sister could make people fall asleep and have visionary dreams or let them ‘see’ the whereabouts of lost objects.

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Upon hearing this the twins decided that the two definitely knew too much and that they should put an end to A’neglakya’s and A’neglakyatsi-tsa’s doings. That day the sons of the Sun-god let the brother and sister disappear into the Earth forever. But lo and behold, two beautiful flowers emerged from the ground in just the same spot where the two had vanished. They were the same flowers that the brother and sister had laid on the heads of the people to give them visions. In their memory the Gods called the flower A’neglakya and their children spread far across the Earth – bringing visions to many people”.

Zuni legend about the origin of Datura

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Spread far across the earth it has, but considering datura was once used to zombify Caribbean delinquents, criminals and rebellious slaves – it would not be my first deliberate choice for a public street planter.

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In the Caribbean the plant is fondly known as the Zombie-cucumber or Herb of the Sorcerers.

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A hearty brew of datura and a few other dangerous plants (plus some puffer-fish poison for good measure) were mixed into a rather sinister cocktail and administered to the criminal who would then fall into a pseudo-coma…wait, things get much worse.

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The criminal was then placed into a coffin modified with an air-tube, buried, and a funeral ceremony conducted.

Three days later the coffin was exhumed…more datura powder was administered to the poor chap, as well as a splash of intense brainwashing followed by a daily regimen of yes, you guessed it…more datura powder.

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This hypnotic state was then maintained until the person lost all sense of self and identity and literally became, well a…

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…Zombie.

Now that is a rough few days.

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Here is my stand struggling in the late afternoon sun, they transform into something magical in the dark hours.

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Moving Less disturbingly (but naturally dragging one foot) along:

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This week my wife found our first Patch walking stick on the side of our house,

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it was much smaller and lighter in color than the monster I found last year at a client’s house.

Talking of monsters…

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I was recently called in to exorcise this grapevine that had consumed a front porch, all the adjacent trees and shrubs in the vicinity, and was now threatening people asleep in their beds.

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It was a malicious scratching and clawing entity that fought me all the way, but my hook-saw combined with some quiet cursing prevailed…

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…”This house is clean”.

 

Stay Tuned for:

“Vomit on my Gromit

 

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Happy 6th B/B

 

“X Marks the Scot”

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No, no, no.

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Oh yes, yes, afraid so Jeff.

As you can see, we are off to a terrific start this week.

During warm weather, and it is warm right now, a fly can produce a family generation in less than two weeks…

…I hate flies,

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and roaches,

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and if one gets into the house I have to put on my safari outfit and immediately embark on the hunt to the inevitable family refrain…“it is only a fly Dad!”

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I have fried numerous keyboards frantically flailing around my computer desk trying to swat one.

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My aggression is self evident.

Only a fly indeed.

On a larger scale : this could do some serious damage…

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…and it did.

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A couple of hours later and my neighbors house over my back fence looked like this.

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A few more hours and the lot was nearly empty.

While the crew were back there I persuaded the bucket operator to take a scoop from the top of my 10 year old large brush pile, “just to take the rough off.”

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I won’t go into the unmentionables darting around as he did this, but there were many.

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There should have been adjudicators present.

With the area now clear my kids wasted no time hopping over the fence armed with cloaks, masks

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and metal detectors.

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I got to work moving some of that fine compost,

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until the late afternoon sun got the better of me.

It is hard to believe, but this started out as a pristine iced turban!

I quickly rehydrated with a slice or two of…

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Moving Along:

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or ‘whirling butterflies’ is living up to its name. The ‘butterflies’ reside on the end of long flower spikes that move in all directions on the wind.

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After flowering these stems will be pruned back.

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This plant makes a great pairing with Mexican feather grass and likes the same planting conditions / soil.

Sea oats are now turning color, a sure sign that fall is just around the corner.

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That is duranta ‘Sapphire Showers’ in the background and one plant

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goes a very long way.

A great sprawler to soften and take care of a problem area or to fill-in a fence corner.

This one is planted in shade under my post oak and it blooms prolifically for a good part of the year.

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The barrels are blooming for the second year.

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The spent brown flowers from last year are slowly rolling down the sides of the barrels.

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I contemplated picking them out, then, realizing what I was proposing, had a George McFly moment.

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Finally:

This Buddha’s Belly bamboo is now leaning over so far,

I am considering training and strapping it permanently into an archway over this pathway.

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Has this ever happened to your Bellies?

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At first it bothered me,

but now I like this swaying green arch.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Plants Vs Zombification

 

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