"Curb Your Enthusiasm"


Bland colors and a lawn butting right up to the house, screamed
out for a smoother transition, well at least a transition.
Some scrappy sages haphazardly positioned around the side-walk.
Is this a new “abstract” planting style I have not heard off?
Out they come.

Here is a property I have been working on in South Austin. The property was about to go
on the market and needed a quick front yard “face-lift”, to give it some extra “curb appeal”.
The budget was limited and the turn around needed to be really fast, basically what can
be done with the minimal of changes, to offer the greatest visual bang for the buck?
My first port of call was a rapid visualization that helped convey the new design intent to
the owner, this was to include a new color scheme for the house, as well as the design
for a front of house, low maintenance bed that I thought would help transition the house
into the rest of the front yard.


For a color scheme, the rust and dark-grey colors on the large cedar tree,
and the white and tan colors of the stone on the house, seemed a natural fit.


A quick sketch to capture the basic plan.


Then some more refined renderings that visualize the new rust and dark-grey color scheme.


Ahh, this brings back a lot of familiar memories. “These are a few of my favorite things”.
A large mound of decomposed granite and a palette of rocks.
My wheelbarrow on viewing this scene defiantly
deflated it’s only tire.


And the final result. The white boulders reference the stone on the house and afford
a more relaxed look. The decomposed granite picks up tan of the brickwork and the roof.
By encompassing the Cedar tree into the bed, the tree now looks anchored and part
of the house, rather than floating in space.


What IS he talking about”?


Two containers in the same color palette, planted up with non-spiky sotols for height
and movement.


I knew those agave pups would come in useful for something!
I spaced four of them around the base of the cedar tree.
Perhaps whoever buys the house will see these babies
mature into the towering yellow beanstalk I witnessed last year.

Moving on to the…

“Hell-Strip”:


Sage and bermuda infestation, my favorite!

This little strip of hell on the same property has really lived up
to it’s reputation. I have spent two days hacking and scraping
at this beast to bring down the grade far enough to allow a
generous portion of decomposed granite to be administered.
Whomever planted these sage bushes just mounded up
some turf on top of the strip and planted! aarghh! The right
picture shows the shrubs pruned back and the soil level brought
down, ready to receive some weed suppressive material and granite.
While I was nibbling and clawing in here I did have a couple of really
interesting close-encounters I want to share with you:


(Insert some Darth Vader breathing) what? How would you write it?
schmeerrrrr…Kufff perhaps?


“Dig lightly we must, the force is strong with this beetle’s mandibles”.

Don’t mess with this Dark Lord, he has a serious attitude problem and some
serious looking pincers. I use one of these beetles as a nut cracker around Christmas time.
This is a Blue-margined Ground Beetle – Pasimachus depressus
and it was big. You can just about see the purple/blue color around the leading edge of the beetle.
It is often mistaken as a stag beetle because of it’s prominent mandibles.


The ground beetle is astonishingly fast, a fact I was painfully aware of with
my lens a couple of centimeters from his prominent jaw-line. The ground
beetle stands high off the ground on sprinters legs, which come in really
useful, as this beetle is a hunting beetle that runs down it’s prey. If the
large mandibles have latched on to one of your digits, most likely this guy
will have also sprayed you with some secretions from his rear-end that
bare no resemblance to the latest fragrance from Calvin Klein…nice!


“Yoda? What is that smell?” ” It is the ground-beetle Luke.”
“The force is strong young Luke.”
“I sense a disturbance in the force.”

“Aw man, Yoda you are strapped to my back!”


My other encounter in the Hell Strip
caused me to involuntarily do a
backward dance reminiscent of
a Scottish jig on the sidewalk as
a recoil mechanism. It would
have looked great in slow motion,
complete with facial grimaces
and a low audible moaning sound.

I had unearthed a Tarantula!


“One step closer ESP and I WILL throw this lump of gravel at you!”
Ctenizidae

Here she is in full-on defensive mode in my wheelbarrow. After I had recovered
from my dance I clambered for the camera and was relieved to find she had
survived the shoveling journey unscathed…all limbs present and obviouslyfunctional.

Okay it was a female trap-door spider.


It is called a trap-door spider because when it enters it’s burrow, it pulls the hatch shut behind it.

Trap-Door Spider, is the common name for any of the several large, hairy,
harmless tropical spiders that nest underground. They make long burrows
in the earth, line them with silk, which they spin, and fashion at the entrance
a bevel-edged, hinged, accurately fitting trapdoor often made of alternate
layers of earth and silk. The upper surface of the door may be covered with
earth or gravel, thus disguising the entrance. The nests of trap-door spiders
are generally in groups. The young hatch in the burrows of their mothers and
live there for a few weeks; they then leave the nest and begin small
underground burrows of their own. Trap-door spiders subsist largely
on ants and other insects.


Females never travel far from their burrows, especially if they have an egg-sac.
During this time, the female will capture food and regurgitate it to feed her spiderlings.
Enemies of the trapdoor spider include certain spider wasps, which seek
out the burrows. They sting the owner and wait for it folks…lay their
eggs (usually one per spider) on its body. No,no,no,no,no!
When the egg hatches, the larva devours the spider alive. Brrrrrrr.
Trap-door spiders are often kept in terrariums as pets, their bites
are painful but not highly toxic.
There are over 60 species of trapdoor spiders.

Thank you Jerry over there at http://www.bugsinthenews.com/ for the extremely
quick ID and interesting information about this spider.

Back in the Patch…

Hardy Yellow Ice Plant Delosperma nubigenum
has started to bloom. This one apparently is not as heat tolerant as some of the
other varieties as it comes from colder higher mountains in S.Africa. Has anyone
had any experience with this one? I am wondering if it makes it through a
Texas summer, or simply turns to dust?


Remember my Gasteria, look at how far it has come on in only a week!
I am interested just how “stomach – like” the blooms actually turn out to be.
They are now separating from the cluster and falling down.


This line of sedum in my middle bed that I transplanted and separated out
of one container is spreading out nicely. I must have got twenty new plants
from this division, some of which I transplanted in between some of my
moss boulders. I plan to continue this process until I have it growing between
all my boulders. My next post will be in ten years time when this task will be finished.


Young salvias are blooming right now.


Ballistic bulbines in my front bed.

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Star Jasmine Trachelospermum jasminoides.
Here are the flowers, thousands of them.

The air all around my property is currently heavy with the intoxicating aroma emanating from this mature star jasmine, it is quite something.  It is so potent we can even smell it inside our house!
Even when you leave the premises the scent it seems, is somehow imprinted in ones nasal passages.
I have this one, actually it is two, clambering over a 12 foot section of fence, it has entirely engulfed it, as well as spreading at least a hundred feet down my fence line.  It would cover my entire house if I let it, it continues to try. You can see it trying to spread across the ground to the house, it is also blooming there aswell!

Another “stinker” passing wind right now is the good old Mountain Laurel.


The fragrance from this laurel is attracting multitudes of battling hoverflies, each trying to gain territorial rights to it’s purple bounty, and what a bounty it is. I have also seen the hover-flies flying in coordinated groups, working in unison to claim rights to the shrub from other challenging insects.


I am not making this stuff up!


“Mmmmm smells good enough to eat” – but you probably don’t want to do that.


Pretty though they are, the seeds of the Mountain Laurel are toxic.
Native Indians used to drill and string them for necklaces. I plan to
do a similar jewelry project when it goes to seed, and I think I know someone
who would like to do the stringing…


“I see my future is going to be filled
with pretty red seed-beads.”

Another purple bloomer drawing a crowd is the Purple Oxalis regnellii Atropurpurea



This plant flowers best in the spring then continues to sporadically bloom throughout the summer.

This next succulent has been through the wars. Just as it was developing flower buds it got nipped by a frost. The ends of it’s green leaves went brown and the flowers just dried up.


It looked really bad. I contemplated whacking it to the
ground so that I didn’t have to look at it again, but
something inside me said to wait, after-all it was still
mostly green. So wait I did…and I waited. Over the course of
last few weeks I have seen the top of the plant “recover,”
(the leaves still look pretty badly scorched) and today…


The most amazing waxy blooms, presented in their very own natural vases!


It looks like it is going to have a lot of flowers.

The warmth has also shot up quite a few flower spikes. I struggled for and ID on this plant and have settled on Gasteria (ty Romani)


The name ‘Gasteria’ comes from the Latin word for ‘stomach’ due to the shape of the flower. I will post a picture if it will hurry up and bloom already – it is taking forever! It sort of looks like a plant that would take its merry time to do anything, don’t you think?  It has that prehistoric flavor to it.

The genus Gasteria is a genus of leaf succulents endemic to South Africa. Gasteria habitats are subject to erratic rainfall patterns and therefore the genus has evolved to become drought resistant plants that can do without water for long periods of time. Most Gasterias tolerate low light levels and grow in shady places. They can be easily hybridized with Aloes to which they are closely related.


“Don’t look at that one, look at mine! look at mine!”  “Ahhhh”

Gasterias are almost all stem less and have thick, tongue-shaped leaves that are interestingly arranged in dovetailed ranks. They are spotted in white or dotted with pale papillae (warts). Gasteria are locally known by the common name ox tongue (beestongblaar in Afrikaans), because of these tongue-shaped leaves. The plant is also known as ox-tongue cactus or cow’s tongue plant.


“Looks like Betty and Bill were late to get their Gasteria
in this year Honey.”


Gasteria is sometimes planted on thatched roofs
because of a belief in its ability to repel lightning,
Sempervivum (hen and chicks) were planted on
roofs in Europe for the same reason.


“beestongblaar!” “Ahhhh”.

In tribal culture the plant is believed to have magical properties. Consuming a variety
of gasteria that camouflages itself extremely well is believed to impart a degree of invisibility
to a hunteror warrior. The warrior on the left obviously found, and ingested, a particularly large swath of it!

Has the gentleman on the right constructed some facial adornment with a couple of the plants leaves?

Another flower spike that has developed with alarming speed comes from my Aloe Vera. It usually
sends up one or two of these a year. This is the only one so far this year.


The species is frequently cited as being used in herbal medicine since the beginning of the first century AD, because it is mentioned in the New Testament
(And there came also Nicodemus, which at the first came to Jesus by night, and brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes). Better he brought these than these:
So far so good on the barrel cactus front. They appear to be doing fine in their new home. I took a recent trip to the newly located “Miguels Imports” primarily to find a couple of containers for a landscape I am working on. If you have not been yet I would highly recommend a visit (the new locale is on Burnet road). The property is really impressive, as is their collection of fantastic pots and furniture / decor. They are also now selling a limited offering of xeriscape plants; lots of agave, sotols and these little chappies that I picked up. Several puncture wounds later (these little ones were worse than the potted transplants) and here are the new siblings in their new pre-school environment.

Moving right along to citrus.


“You’ve been stitched up mate!”…spider perhaps?

And venturing forth to my Mexican Lime:

Covered in blooms from top to bottom. Some of the limes on here are from last year, I should have probably removed them but I liked the way they looked …it was a little bit of summer in the winter months!


Some other crazies observed in the patch this week:



I caught this unidentified seed-pod scampering around the rocks near my pond, very abstract form.


I watered this mist flower yesterday and a Texas Paper Wasp immediately
jumped right on it for a well earned, cooling beverage, after all it was a
freaky 90 degree day in February!


Waxy, fresh new growth on one of by burgundy cannas, it seems like yesterday that I cut this one all the way back!


A freaky Bulbine, pointing the way to go!


Looking down the throat of a Crossvine, Cross-Vine,
Trumpet Flower
Bignonia capreolata


Watch out for this Agave spike…you could end up sleeping for hundred years…
ahh if only I could be so lucky!


“Stories in the patch!”

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