"Silent but Deadly"

Remember at the end of my last post when I said they had found methane “burps” on Mars, and that with this discovery, there is a high likelihood that microbial life may be possible?
Well, Alien life has been discovered, only much closer to home!

I found this ET hidden deep in the heart of one of my miscanthus grasses.  I surmise it was relaying visual and telepathic data back to it’s mother ship. It really freaked us all out. We all hurried into the house, nailed the doors and windows shut, and immediately adorned our finely crafted foil hats, that we have on hand for such invasion occasions.


“I feel safer already.”

“click,click, That mountain laurel click, is in need of a good pruning, you would never see that sort of tardiness back on my planet, click!”

Red Wasp, Polistes carolina (Linnaeus) [Vespidae] I caught this one, cleaning itself on top of one of my gourds.

One of our common paper wasps is simply called red wasp or Texas red wasp.
This species is a dark red color with black wings.  The paper wasp nest can be recognized by the paper nest that hangs from a single attachment point.
Adults in this family have the wings folded which gives them the appearance of having rather thin wings.


This wasp was somewhat intimidating, my hand was about a centimeter or two away from it as I took these shots, it just looks like it could pack a serious punch. I have never been stung by one (touch worm wood) so I don’t know.  I learned that the males are incapable of stinging because the stinger on the females is a modified egg-laying structure (ovipositor) and it is not present in males.

Wasps feed on insects, including caterpillar pests, and therefore are considered to be beneficial insects.


I am ready for the imminent alien invasion armed with my
machete from the natural gardener!


While I was at the Natural Gardener this selection of ornamental cabbages caught my eye. Great winter color. I never seem to plant enough of them, close enough together to get a good effect. They look great crowded together like this. Next winter perhaps!


I did find this spotted cucumber beetle (Diabrotica undecimpunctata)
on one of my “sparsely” planted cabbages. I love the way these polka
dotted little demons look, I had so many of these vibrant bugs last year.


Ialso took a shot of the four clumps of mature Bamboo ‘Alphonse Karr’ that I have been writing
about recently at the Natural Gardener.
Bambusa Multiplex ‘Alphonse Karr’
It makes a stunning living screen.


I walked out of the Natural Gardener armed with this gothic, bewitching Witch Hazel :

Chinese Witch Hazel, Chinese Fringe Flower ‘Burgundy’ (Loropetalum chinense var. rubrum)

I have planted it in front of my weeping bamboo for a dramatic color contrast…now to
see if it will make it through a Texas summer?

The witch hazel is said to have medicinal value. The inner bark, cooked into
a syrup, was used by Native Americans for coughs and fever. The Cherokee
tribes of North American made a potion of its leaves and bark and found it
soothing, cooling and astringent.


“My incessant chafing has waned”?

Finally,

Let us not forget about the Witchhazels purported “magical” powers.
Because of its unusual life cycle, witch hazel also seems to be responding to
an otherworldly force, operating on a different calendar than most plants.
My plant is in full bloom right now.
Folklore tells us that underground water and mines can be found by walking
an area carrying a forked twig of Witchhazel loosely in your hands until the
twig bends downward, pointing to where to dig for water. This type of water
divination is know as Virgula divina, or


Baculus divinatorius!

Has anyone any experience with this magical plant?


So far so good!
My succulent bed seems to be doing fine so far this winter.  This bed had a bunch of leaves in it that I thought would help with insulating the plants from the cold.  I am currently reading “Designing with Succulents” by Debra Lee Baldwin, a great book with equally great illustrations. I learned that all debris should immediately be removed from succulent beds because the leaves can trap in moisture and rot these plants, makes sense. Here it is after getting a sprucing, there are still quite a few things still blooming in here, some just about to.


There is also a lot of spreading taking place in here, as you can see. I will have to thin this bed out if they all make it through the winter.
Here are a few shots of some of the “bloomers.” I have absolutely no idea what the names are for these two plants so if anyone can help me out here.


These flowers on this unknown plant have bloomed sporadically all last year.


And this wavy cactus has gone ballistic over the last ten months. I half expected it to shrivel up, or gradually get smaller and disappear, but oh no, in fact it has tripled in size. It looks like a plant with a rare and exotic disease, very unusual.
Moving on to the new middle bed…




In goes a mediterranean fan palm Chamaerops humilis. I know I said that I was done planting until the spring, but this plant needs a head start. I have one of these at the front of my property. It seems to be quite slow growing (although books state it is quite fast) but in my opinion, it is well worth the wait. Here is a picture of one more mature:


They tend to have multiple trunks
surrounding the main trunk. These palms
make fantastic specimen plants and
are also extremely cold hardy and compact.
This will look great in this bed and provide
some dappled afternoon shade.

This fried egg was just about to crack open, then I had yet another leaf clean up. Is it just me or has this been a leaf drop of biblical proportions?
Somehow during my frantic raking I must have hooked this poor plant. I turned around and it was gone! It was a real shame because it was just about to bloom and was thriving. I looked for it for a while, then abandoned the search.

Most likely it ended up somewhere on the South face of my K2!
I recently cut back all my ornamental grasses and did my winter clean up…pulling the dead growth from my pampas, picking up leaves from my beds, cutting back my mexican bush sage, a general tidy up. The consequence of this was my already large brush pile went immediately onto steroids.
It is now completely out of control. I will get a shredder for a day soon and take care of this mountain once and for all. There has to be some great compost at the heart of this “hut”, after all, this cake has been baking in the sun for the last seven years!
Some other strange things that I spied this week:


Remember that “Rat Tailed Maggot” in my rainwater collection tank?
Syrphids are also known as flower flies or hover flies. Brrrr. Once again, very gothic.



Verbena still putting on a good electric blue and purple show in the middle of winter.


A jumping spider (Salticidae).
Jumping spiders are generally recognized by their eye pattern. They typically have eight eyes arranged in two or three rows. The front, and most distinctive row is enlarged and forward facing to enable stereoscopic vision.

Here is a close up! “I see a strength in yer eight eyes… one day you will be a queen”
Jumping spiders are known for their natural curiosity. If they are approached by a hand, instead of scuttling away as most spiders do, this jumping cheeky monkey will usually leap and turn to face the hand. Continue approaching and the spider may jump backwards while still eyeing your hand. The tiny creature will even raise its forelimbs to “hold its ground”. Because of this contrast to other arachnids, the jumping spider is regarded as inquisitive and interested in whatever approaches it. Hence how I got the lens so close to this one on a post on my back deck. He was standing his ground on the battlefield. He kept turning to face the camera!
William Wallace climbed down off his pedestal at the back of my yard and immediately shuffled over to recruit the little chap. (He has stone legs afterall)


A new form of “green” transportation
that Obama has already “pushed” (ahem)
through Congress.
And finally one for my family in Yorkshire…
Note: contains “colorful” language


Stay Tuned For:
“Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”

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"Thyme Lords"


In my last post I wrongly referred to these bleached stones as lava rocks, strange because I knew all the time they were made of limestone, Am I losing my mind, is this how it starts, misidentifying boulders?
A message from Rock rose  http://wwwrockrose.blogspot.com/ jogged me to find out more about these rather odd rocks, as it turned out information on them was extremely scarce. I guess these rocks are relatively scarce themselves.

The rocks are called “honeycomb limestone” or Texas “holey rock.” And they are endemic to TX, particularly Central Texas. The rocks are sought after by aquarium enthusiasts and sell on e-bay for a fair amount of money considering they are rocks. Fish apparently love to rest and hide in them, they also help clean the tank water due to the fact they gradually erode in a fish tank over a very long period of time. Coraline Algae also takes on these rocks for one final fishy bonus, as seen in the rocks below:


In nature these rocks take an even longer time to erode, in fact, thousands of years, hence the price tag. They are also hard to locate. They are usually found in pockets and seams, rather like coal. Lime-stone is formed by the accumulation of minerals deposited on top of each other over thousands of years. The distinctive honeycomb appearance, it is believed, forms as the earth moves over them, in effect creating fractures. Seeping rainwater mixes with sulfurous gases in these fractures. It is this which dissolves the limestone, resulting in limestone with a honeycomb of chambers.

For anyone as nerdy as me I did manage to find this u-tube video of someone hunting down these rocks. (I was on the edge of my lazy-boy, eating popcorn, yelling at everyone to shush:)
Look out for “high characteristics” in your holey rocks!

Are you asleep yet?


I like the way these white cedar stumps reference the color of the holey rocks.
I have used three of them in the new bed. The one above I used to elevate a gazing ball. That is the soft leafed yucca (the wheezing one) that I transplanted from a container tucked in behind it.


Enough talk of rocks. Is it just me or does this image look like a 1970’s album cover?  Today was a magical day in the Patch, for today was my annual “Cattail pull”.


“Huh”?
Rest easy my feline friend.



Cattails are like natures 6ft fireworks, wave them around and get ready for the sparks!

Here are the cattails in my main pond this past summer. When they start to get get crispy around this time of year, the “Cull” begins. a couple of years ago I was a little late with my pruners and this plant drained my pond to the level of my pump (about five inches) my fish barely had enough water to cover their backs! How does a plant drain a pond?  Well the stems on this plant fall over and buckle at this time of year, one of them fell in line with my water spout and hung over the edge of my pond. There was about as much chance of this happening as winning the lottery, so naturally it had to happen.
Overnight about 800 gallons had drained out of my pond leaving my pump screaming in agony..never again.


Like pampas seeds I have never had these seeds germinate. If ever they did my gardening days would be finished. My yard would become a dense cattail forest, a machete required to get to my shed etc.etc!
These disintegrating seed heads are readily utilized by birds to line their nest.  The downy material also makes great tinder for starting fires and barbecue pits, although there isn’t anything as good as this:
http://www.onelightcharcoal.com/
(shameless plug)
well there isn’t!

Native American tribes also adopted this down to line their Doc Martins and moccasins.


“He neglected to mention our huts, he is losing his mind.”
A puttuckakuan, or “round house,” which is covered with woven cattail mats.


Cattail snow on the ground, well it makes a good substitute for the real thing in Central Texas. Rubbish for tobogganing on though, I tried it last year and badly bruised my tail bone.
As the flower spike is developing in early summer, it can be broken off and eaten, though I must say, I have never been tempted, seems like you would need a whole lot of gravy and lager to wash it down?
In mid-summer, once the flowers are mature, the pollen can be collected and used as a flour supplement or thickener…Cattail bread – now tell me that wouldn’t be a success in Whole Foods!
Quite the versatile plant.


You can see how this plant is so aggressive and invasive in its native wetland environment, an unbelievable amount of seeds. This snow was the result from only about six seed heads…incredible!

moving on…


After pretty much finishing my middle bed (minus some final planting that I have postponed until the spring), my cedar pollen irritated  “Eye of Sauran” squinted its red, watering eye over to this little patch of dirt.
This is an area that has been bugging me for well over…mmm, let me see, four years…my feeder tank carbuncle.
I use this tank to dechlorinate water before topping up my main fish pond in the screaming hot Texas summer months, when evaporation is about a foot a minute. This top-up pond has worked out really well for me. The problem with the area was the drop in grade toward the rear of the tank and the semicircular “unfinished” brick placement.  It is one of those places that I have never really finished or addressed, just lived with. Enough is enough!
I used the remainder of my decomposed granite from my middle bed delivery to start to flatten out the grade. I then ripped out an old cyprio pump carcass and a couple of guttering downspouts and began making sense of this area, once and for all.


Here it is complete with a backside fill of granite (now that sounds uncomfortable) and completed circular stonework. The stone-crop up on the hill should now be able to work it’s way down the hill and around the stock tank.  I will also throw in a few other plants in the spring to echo my new middle bed scheme. The blue herb container picks up on the blue fence I painted earlier last year and the blue fish atop the small hill.  My new clumping, variegated, Bamboo ‘Alphonse Karr’ in the background will fill in this area pretty good in a year or two, offering a good color contrast and reflection in the small pond. I am not keen on these Home Depot rocks, I also have the same stones around the perimeter of my papyrus tank. A great idea from “firesprite” to pull the rocks out a little, back-fill and plant creeping sedums, has me thinking what other plants could take this baking? Suggestions?

Other areas of interest in the winter garden:


Strong reds on my Japanese maple look fake against a blue sky.


This container caught my attention today. The low winter sun providing some interesting shadows and contrast.


A snarling agave from the same container. Could the form of this plant look any more aggressive.


It is really strange how agave teeth start out as two dimensional flat sheets.


I had to be careful of the lens on this one.


Cactus tom toms getting ready to bloom and the final saturated
leaves on my amaranth.


Can anyone identify this? some kind of mayfly?

And finally…

It can’t possibly be christmas again already!
A bubline getting ready to bloom.

Breaking wind news! Life on Mars?

Methane belches have just been found on Mars.
This means there is a strong probability
of microbial life or…


The Doctor has gas!
“Hey! even a Time Lord gets it every now and then, it is just
a life saver that the Tardis is bigger on the inside then the outside
if you catch my drift, (although that is not advisable)!”.

Stay Tuned For:
“Silent but deadly”
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