My Hoja Santa getting shredded by a fierce North wind, the frost has already nipped the ends of them, giving them a really attractive new look…not.  They now resemble flying banshees or soiled handkerchiefs blowing on a washing line.


“Now Dorothy, don’t you fret your pretty face about that Hoja Santa,
It will be back next year”
“I am not fretting, I was just wondering how much of it you ingested before your face turned that color?”


The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow, (not likely in Central Texas)
And what will poor robin do then, poor thing?
He’ll sit in a barn and keep himself warm

and hide his head under his wing, poor thing.


‘The North Wind doth blow’ is British in its origins and believed to have originated in the 16th century .



Here is a detail of a frost bitten Hoja Santa leaf containing detailed directions to the Aztec gold from the Black Pearl.

” I can’t believe he put the map on a Hoja Santa leaf “.


My containered papyrus grasses have also weathered the North winds of late, their heads are bowing low, their fibers surrendering to the cold and the wind and all of the other onslaughts of crazy temperatures and conditions we have been experiencing in Central Texas as of late. I am still watering all of my container plants as if it were still summer, the drought in Central Texas remains relentless.


I will chop these back to the ground pretty soon. I would highly recommend papyrus as a container plant, I am in zone 8b and this plant has been so reliable over the years. I have it planted in a “Callahans” stock tank with zero drainage…(I did not remove the plug).  Give yourself ample room around it though, as it does get rather large. My tank is about 5ft diameter and 3ft deep, I give it a good soaking about once every week to ten days in the Texas summer, think the banks of the Nile where it is native. It does like it’s feet wet, but also handles a drying out period.
Here is a picture of it in it’s full summer glory this year, spreading green firework explosions out about six feet in all directions:


I still hate those home depot bricks though! I am thinking that I will remove them and plant something dark, with a low habit, around the base of the tank for contrast.This area receives mostly full sun with late afternoon shade from the post oak. Any ideas?


My Post Oak has most certainly changed over the last week or two, It has finally dropped all of its leaves conveniently in my pond. Is this year the Chinese year of the leaf? I have been knee deep in them, constantly fishing them out of my pond. A chore incidentally, that I hate.


“Aaa Ha Ha Ha, like ESP even knows what a chore is”!

Laugh all you want Walton’s, I bet you don’t have a 900 gallon fish tank positioned under a towering Post Oak?
….Oh you do?

Damn Walton’s!

Bunched Elodea Crispa  ( Also known as Lagarosiphon major ), a must have for keeping pond water clean and well oxygenated.
Elodea may establish itself if just ‘thrown’ into a pond. It is a member of the aquarium-important frog’s-bit family Hydrocharitaceae. My fish hide under this green canopy, when the temperatures dip, I don’t see them for days.


“Stoooooone Croooooop”
(AKA Spruce-leaved stonecrop, Spruce stonecrop)

These little plants growing over some lava rocks above my pond look
like miniature jungle film sets, complete with Tarzan swing vines. I believe
this one is called:


Sedum reflexum!
Sedum reflexum looks like a little Blue Spruce tree. It gives a nice touch of blue/grey to any rock garden or xeriscape bed. This one is adorning it’s reddish tones of winter.
It is amazing how this plant adapts to the harshest of growing conditions, and the smallest amount of soil, water and nutrients to survive.


“Jane, boy, errr cheetah, get hands off Tarzan’s legs, and look at all that
sedum reflexum, makes Tarzan happy”.


Here are some more hanging vines and some spreading out in some rock cavities.


I thought I would give you this palette cleansing image of a dandellion flower before I subject you, and draw your attention to something very, very, disturbing indeed, something you may wish you have never seen, something primordial? Something that could kill you if ingested? The end of days? Ok you tell me just what is this?


There were about 10 of these rather unpleasant fellows squirming and wriggling in my rain water collection tank. I have never seen them before, they were quite large from head to end of tail, about an inch and a bit long. Is this how dragon flies begin before the nymph stage?
Are those tiny gills on the right image? uuurrgghhh!
These were the best photos I could muster, I had to sharpen up these images a lot.

“No Bones, we are dealing with a highly advanced microorganism,
perhaps even intelligent life, we should try to make contact with it, communicate with it,
find out what it wants, what it’s needs are”.

“Damn it Jim, what if it gets into the entire ships water supply, what if people start dying, what then Jim?.”


One more picture of the aliens orbiting a floating pecan nut.

Other Winter Observations:


Antenna lurking behind my still blooming bulbine (try saying that one fast),
mmm what could it be?
… Ahh yes, what else but yet another cucumber beetle.


“Why you little…”


Camo on a donkey ear


Canna lilly, trying (very slowly) to produce one final bloom.


A year-end ladybug devouring some sugary residue or aphid larvae? on my mexican lime tree, I have often wondered what is going on with this white residue. Ants love it, bugs love it, I know it cannot be a good thing. Can anyone enlighten me as to the process going on here. I have a lot of leaves (underside) that has this white fur on them. There is always something going on with citrus trees…that is what makes them an interesting landscape addition.


I will leave you all with another bad picture and another
new, unidentified anomaly attached to my mexican lime tree?

Happy New Year!

Stay Tuned For:
“Rat-Tailed, Toe-Biters”

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Bah Humbugs!

Family: Whites and Sulphurs Pieridae
Southern Dogface Butterfly
Subfamily: Coliadinae
Colias cesonia

The Pieridae are members of the Superfamily Papilionoidea, the true butterflies. Worldwide in distribution, most species are found in the tropics.

This one is is a female. Interestingly the female takes on two seasonal forms: underside hindwing of wet season “summer” form is yellow; that of dry season “winter” form is mottled with black and pink.


I caught this one drinking heavily in my amaranth, It loved it. The subtle pink wing coloration
really picks up on the amaranth seed. I hope she found a warm “spot” to hide in tonight’s cold
temperatures.


I do not think this skinny fellow is going to mak….oh wait it just died…creepy!


Its hot, its cold, its hot again, its foggy and now it is totally freezing again with wind to boot, but hey, it is forcasted to go back up to seventy for Christmas day. Only in Texas!

Our 1890’s house has zero insulation, so when a freezing North wind rips into it you can feel it…no you really can. The wind blows through cracks in our long-leaf pine walls and we immediately break out the blankets (no cut-out eye holes in these though!)  http://east-side-patch.livejournal.com/13389.html
The draft is strong enough to move pine needles on our Christmas tree, and if you place your face right up against the wall, this happens…


…and no-one wants that!

The small amount of moisture last week from the fog did plump up the moss on some of my moss boulders:


This boulder had some lichen snow on its upper peaks, and a forest climbing up its hillsides.


“Last to the top is a Von Trapp”.


Rock Cap Moss (Dicranum)

Rock cap moss is typically found growing on rocks and boulders in the wild. It’s a dense, medium to dark green moss that transplants fairly well into shady areas and onto rocks. I had never thought about transplanting moss untill I started writing this post, so how exactly do you do this you ask?
Well you start off by creating a “culture of moss”. You do this by taking a hand full of your favorite moss and put it into your mixer with a teaspoon of sugar and a can of beer or an equal amount of buttermilk or yogurt or both – (there are loads of recipes to choose from). Blend the mixture only enough to break down the moss, then spread it over the area you want it to grow on…like your car, chin, shoulders, dining table, child etc.


Mist frequently for the first few
days until it is established
…”Done”
(Note: If the culture was spread on top of a child, be aware that the initial “sprouting” process may cause some initial emotional distress and irritation, but this will pass by the following season). Here is one I successfully transplanted earlier in the year. It has come in quite useful in these cooler days.

“My head itches!”

While I was snooping and crawling aroung with my lens in the moss boulders, I snapped a couple more lichen pictures I thought I would share.


The whitish grey one that looks like peeling paint I believe is
Xanthoparmelia cumberlandia.


Lemon-yellow (chartreuse) Pleopsidium flavum
Lichen looks like something totally out of a medical journal. Like some disease relentlessly spreading over the rocks in its technicolor glory. It is staggering the amount of research individuals have done on these tiny boils of color.


Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, Dune (1984)

“That is just not funny ESP!”?

Before and After
Alien FACE HUGGER Büste von Palisades Toys

Along with the Baron, I found another disturbing character in my yard this last week, a now defunct elephant ear. I have to admit that I did think about draping this over my face in rather a HR Geiger “Face Hugger” fashion with the camera set on timer.  Then I had a snap vision of straight jackets, canteen food and lots of white walls. I decided against it …there is always next year.
Rock and “Roll”:


We are collecting the best rocks out of
the future succulent bed, before I cover
them all over in the early spring with
decomposed granite.
So far we have a:

A smoked haddock appetizer…


A rare steak as an entree

And a flan for dessert.

These small pebbles are really tempting me to continue on my nerdy path into oblivion. I am considering purchasing a rock tumbler. I was wondering if anyone has had any experience with these things? or could recommend a good model?


“I am so proud of you (snort)”

A year-end bloomer:


Bulbine frutescens Bali SegaraTemple
Family: Asphodelaceae
Common names: snake flower, cat’s tail, burn jelly plant (Eng.)
This is a popular, water-wise garden plant, especially when planted en masse as a ground cover, or in rock gardens. It is also cultivated for its medicinal properties. This was the only one that has set blooms at this crazy time of year. I planted it late in the year, perhaps this has something to do with it?
Did you know that a fresh leaf of this chap produces a jelly-like juice that is wonderful for burns, rashes, blisters, insect bites, cracked lips, acne, cold sores, mouth ulcers and areas of cracked skin. This plant is ideal to grow and is a useful first-aid remedy for childrens’ daily knocks and scrapes, something there is no shortage off in the patch. The Rastafarian’s make an infusion of a few fresh leaves in a cup of boiling water. The strained drink is taken for coughs, colds and arthritis.

“Tell me you brought the Bulbine, Winston?,
I think were gonna need it!”


“Ho, Ho, and not so Ho……….”

Apparently the “Santa Look”
becomes quite popular in the year 3000.


“I always said it was a matter of time”

Stay Tuned For:
“When the North Wind Doth Blow”.

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